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When the war is over
Read more: When the war is overThe Lesser Mouse War of 2026, is going well Brothers and Sisters. Rejoice in the many victories and travails of the Evil Fluff Empire. Recall the valiant efforts of the fallen rodents in their puny and futile resistance. Intelligence services tell me that their demands amounted to: warm, dry winter housing; plus free access to…

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Soaked
Read more: SoakedRural night skies are bigger. Stars shine brighter, and the Milky Way smoodge spills across the sky. Friday evening we sat outdoors at a rural pub enjoying a pint and parma under the coloured lights. The table and chairs were rickety constructions which could have graced a backyard of my youth. We’d stepped a quarter…

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Raiders of the lost mouse
Read more: Raiders of the lost mouseWeird scratching sounds. Moonlight beams through the window. Dog food kibbles hitting the floor. Squeaks of excitement. Yes, mice had broken into the house and were partying in the dry goods storage area. Turns out they were cleaning up dog food which had fallen under the shelving. And the rodent celebration had awoken me in…



