Ollie’s poo roadie

We've been harvesting rose hips for the dogs biscuit mix

Age is not a kind mistress. It’d be nice to imagine that we’d all grow in wisdom and stature whilst the years accumulate, and that sure does sound good. Reality may be otherwise. Rest assured dear readers, there’s no complaints here. I enjoy the moments given to me, even if they are filled with hard work, uncertainty and struggle. Mid last year I accidentally dropped the 50kg / 110 pound generator, which suggested that the machine is probably a two person lift nowadays. Adapt to circumstances, and move on.

Sandra and I are hard at it on the property these days, making the systems super easy to maintain and be productive. People have said to me that gardening is hard, but really, the last I checked, given the right conditions, plants tend to just do their own thing, which is: grow. Ensuring our vegetative companions each have the perfect circumstances, now that’s where things get tricky.

Adaption, yeah. Long term readers would have noticed the many rock lined paths and staircases wending their ways through the various garden beds. They give a pleasing solidity, which is sort of needed when eeking out produce on sloping land. That’s what you get when living upon the side of an extinct super volcano. Flat land would be a wonderful thing, but beyond our finances. The rock walls on those paths do silent work too: In heavy rains, the flows of water hit the solid barrier, come to a halt, only to then sink into the soil. Better for everything to store water in the subsoil on this dry continent, especially where it is less likely to evaporate during the next hot day.

Observant readers would also have noticed the white-ish looking crushed rock on the path surfaces. That stuff has heaps of Calcium Carbonate in it. Rain washes the mineral fines into the acidic soil – this in turn lifts the overall pH. You wouldn’t think it would make much of a difference, but the reality is that with pH neutral soils, plants are able to access a whole bunch of other minerals which they couldn’t previously get. They then grow faster. You can see the difference in growth with any plants that are lucky enough to be close to a path. It just works, and we’ve brought in enough truck loads of the stuff for several lifetimes. However, on a long enough timescale, the forest will eventually consume all of the goodies, recycle some of it into new plants, but the rest will wash downhill. Our mark is made for but a time, and then no more.

On Saturday I put the new battery powered hedge trimmer to work. Blackberries had become established in the steep embankment on the uphill side of the house. There were a lot of the canes growing, and I have zero chance of ever terminating them all. In other words: They’ll be back. And in ten thousand years, there will still be blackberry plants growing here. Adapt, accept and move on. So they were cut back hard, and burnt off.

This steep garden bed contains the rare Ollie flower
This steep garden bed contains the rare Ollie flower

A huge number of ferns grow on the steep embankment, all of which work to hold the soil together and provide summer shade. There are some very pretty spring flowering hellebores, a Japanese maple here and there, and the ever rampant elderberry. A path runs up above the slope, and presumably mineral goodies leach downhill. The rock wall on the path up there may have stopped landslides, after all, one occurred prior to that chunk of infrastructure being installed.

The blackberry canes were all burnt off. Of course cutting, ripping and hauling the spiky monsters meant much personal discomfiture, and it was a real treat to watch them burn – which they did, green. There is a lesson there for other landowners in the area who may have huge patches of the tasty berries.

The blackberry canes were burnt off in the corten steel brazier
The blackberry canes were burnt off in the corten steel brazier

It’s not immediately obvious in the above photo, but that day we also ‘chopped and dropped’ all of the dense woody vegetation growing in the garden bed up above the courtyard. It was quite a large chunk of land to clear.

This garden bed was completely chopped and dropped
This garden bed was completely chopped and dropped

They say that there will be a super El Nino this year, and who am I to argue with such predictions? It doesn’t necessarily suggest anything about the increased fire risk, despite what the media says. So far the rainfall has been about spot-on average. But why tempt fate with so much dense woody fuel close to the house? Adapt and clean up. Leaving the vegetation laying on the ground for the soil critters to consume will really lift the fertility. There are even plans to plant a Japanese maple into that area. The complete shade such a small tree will provide, should result in a clearer and simpler garden bed. Plus it will look pretty.

And we’ll cut a path through there. In its original format, the garden bed was way too big, and never properly maintained. Of late we’ve been breaking up all of the garden beds into smaller sized chunks, simplifying the variety of plants, all of which is hard work now, but makes life easier in the future – plus we have better access to enjoy the floral displays.

The big dog Ollie is getting older. Here’s him in early 2018 at almost half a year old.

Ollie in early January 2018 at only a few months old
Get ready for a kiss! Ollie in early January 2018 at only a few months old

I’d planned this evening to write an amusing story about how reliance on the output of computerised Large Language Models is dumbing the population down. But then I took the big dog out in the dark off lead. Us two old fellas ambled along the path towards the chicken enclosure. A wallaby bounced away in fright. Ollie gave the marsupial a cursory and appreciative nod for it’s display of fright. The Milky Way sure is bright in the winter air. Hang around for long enough, and you’ll see a shooting star. I reckon old school astronomers do it tough, it’d be cold work. We however, felt the cool conditions and decided indoors was the better place to be.

Ollie had to take a dump, which is a fine thing to do outdoors. Very civilised, and he is respectful of his indoor creature comforts. One chunk. Then another. What’s going on here? It’d needed to be said by someone, and dogs sure can’t talk, so I said: “Dude, why are you acting so odd?” A quick investigation under the tail revealed the worst, for there was grass protruding. “Sandra, bring some toilet paper! Quickly!” I yelled. My fine lady rushed out from the house, with the roll, which had had only two sheets left. Probably not enough, but one must endure the occasional hardship when it comes to their friends. I felt so much closer my canine companion when pulling the wet chunk of grass and other organic matter from the rear. I’d become his poo roadie. And he positively wiggled with excited relief. Yup, getting older is a mixed bag, and we can only but hope to have someone nice to wipe our bums when needed. Maybe I’ll be proven wrong, but I reckon artificial intelligence would be no good at that job.

This week has been rather wet, and cold. At times the dogs would head outdoors, run around in the rain, then retreat back inside to warm themselves in front of the wood fire. You’d imagine the younger Kelpies would give the elder dog preferential seating nearest to the warmth, but no.

The dogs enjoy the winter warmth of the wood heater
The dogs enjoy the winter warmth of the wood heater

By late Friday, the many consecutive days of clouds lifted. The sun finally shone. A lovely rainbow formed over the valley. It’s actually a double rainbow, but it’s a bit hard to see that in the next photograph:

A double rainbow formed over the valley
A double rainbow formed over the valley

Earlier in the week, we cleaned out the greenhouse of all of the summer plants. Some of the soil was removed and fed to the trees in the orchard, and replacement minerals were added to the raised garden beds.

A power wheelbarrow of soil minerals were added to the raised beds in the greenhouse
A power wheelbarrow of soil minerals were added to the raised beds in the greenhouse

The newest raised bed in the greenhouse was not draining properly. The lower soil layers were quite stinky redolent of Hydrogen Sulphide (rotten egg gas), which has strong overtones of tar. What a stench! The soil in that bed was mixed up and aerated. Next the six foot steel wrecking bar was used to open up the clay underneath that pongy raised garden bed.

The chilli plants were also thinned out, and most relocated into a single long bed. We’ve learned with the greenhouse, that growing less plants with more spacing in the raised beds, provides a higher overall yield. Go figure, but it is consistently true.

The neatened up version of the greenhouse
The neatened up version of the greenhouse

One of the best producing plants in the greenhouse, is the Babaco. During summer, we ate fresh Babaco fruit with breakfast for at least six months. And the two plants have three large clusters of ripening fruit which should be ready to begin consuming by around November.

Babaco, I'm impressed!
Babaco, I’m impressed!

The turmeric tubers were also permanently planted into a garden bed. They were too hard to harvest when grown in a large pot. We’re also adding some to the dogs biscuit mixture, because it is apparently a potent anti-inflammatory. That will be especially good for Ollie who is feeling the cold this winter.

The Turmeric tubers now grow in a garden bed
The Turmeric tubers now grow in a garden bed

On that note, the large rose garden is also providing plentiful rose hips. Those are also added to the dogs afternoon baked biscuits, for much the same reasons.

We've been harvesting rose hips for the dogs biscuit mix
We’ve been harvesting rose hips for the dogs biscuit mix

We tried an experiment with the tomato vines earlier this year so as to get the green fruit to ripen quickly. In March, I just stopped watering the vines and let them slowly die back. Heaps of fruit ripened on the drying vines, and the rest has now been brought inside where it is continuing to ripening in the kitchen. The chilli plants in the greenhouse live for up to six years. They had to be watered once per day. However, the green fruit brought into the house, has also ripened to a nice fiery red colour. For those whom are curious, at most the greenhouse required 70L or 18 gallons of water per day during the hottest days of summer.

Tomatoes and Chilli's are ripening in the kitchen
Tomatoes and Chilli’s are ripening in the kitchen

Bizarrely, the combination of decent winter rain and occasional sunshine has caused the grass to grow. It may well be that I’ll have to mow some of the paddocks, which is not usually required at this wintry time of year, in fact it’s downright odd. Anywhoo, the grass around the many citrus trees was removed using a brush cutter in that large citrus enclosure.

The citrus trees enjoy the winter sunshine, but not the grass competition
The citrus trees enjoy the winter sunshine, but not the grass competition

On Sunday we began constructing a steel rock gabion cage. This will commence the third and final level of the long line of cages.

A steel rock gabion cage was made this week
A steel rock gabion cage was made this week

Having a third level of cages will look pretty cool, and also allow us to eventually (in about two years, it’ requires a lot of rocks) widen the thornless blackberry enclosure.

The third layer of rock gabion cages has begun
The third layer of rock gabion cages has begun

And in some other examples of strange winter weirdness. Today we spotted a European honeybee out and about harvesting pollen and nectar from citrus flowers:

A European honey bee enjoying the winter conditions
A European honey bee enjoying the winter conditions

And this is early, but two groups of Daffodils have pushed their leaves out of the soil. Most unusual for June, and downright weird.

Daffodils have appeared, early!
Daffodils have appeared, early!

Onto the flowers:

Some delightful winter Roses
Some delightful winter Roses
More delightful winter Roses
More delightful winter Roses

The temperature outside now at about 10am is 7’C (44’F). So far for this year there has been 475.4mm (18.7 inches) which is up from last weeks total of 400.8mm (15.8 inches)

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32 responses to “Ollie’s poo roadie”

  1. Lew Avatar
    Lew

    Yo, Chris – With all the improvements you’ve made to the soil, crushed rock, etc., it does provide “perfect circumstances.” Save deer, wood lice and creeping sorrel. 🙁 As you often say, “It all begins with the soil.” Which I often repeat, with appropriate credit.

    Yes, blackberries will take over the world. But, perhaps in future, there will be feral goats running about, in great herds. To knock them back. It’s warmed the cockles of my heart, to set fire to a burn barrel full of blackberry canes. The goats took care of the leaves.

    a i might not be good at wiping one’s bum, but perhaps a robot run by a i . I don’t think I’d trust my tender bits, and nether regions to a robot.

    Ollie is being the perfect gentleman. As with the Japanese maple in your chop and drop plot, that will shade out the weeds. Ollie would block the heat from getting to “the girls.” They’re low enough to the ground, that he probably still gets the warm glow.

    Boy, the greenhouse sure looks neat and tidy. Ready for next seasons round of crops.

    Besides your nice looking tomatoes and chilies, how about those pears? They look pretty tasty. Looks like the Master Gardeners didn’t get around to doing anything about the rust, or whatever it is, on our pear tree. None for us, again, this year.

    I thought rose hips had to be red or orange, to harvest? Also, full of vitamin C.

    That’s a lot of weirdness, in your gardens. What does it all mean? Maybe, we don’t want to know.

    Your roses remind me that I saw a headline. Portland (City of Roses) is about to kick off its yearly Rose Festival. Looks like you have enough roses for a float. 🙂 Lew

  2. Chris at Fernglade Farm Avatar

    Hi Lewis,

    That is in effect the soil fertility plan. 🙂 Feed everything enough, so I don’t have to worry about the details. And all those canes burnt off produced about half a wheelbarrow of ash which had finally cooled late this afternoon. Mixed in blood and bone + garden lime + gypsum + seamungus, then spread the results in the citrus orchard prior to the sun setting. The trees will love the feed, and hopefully do what they do. All of the fruit was removed from the citrus so that they can get on with the job of just growing. The trees there enjoyed some good winter sunshine today.

    I know, that’s the thing isn’t it when dealing with the likes of wood lice: Battle plans rarely survive engagement with the insect! Like you do, I also adapt and learn. Those pesky critters may get away with mischief in the short term, but as the old timers used to say: Fool me once, cool, fool me twice, the systems need adapting. I’m sure they said something like that, maybe.

    Go the feral goats, but I’d be a bit nervous about the sort of damage the cheeky ruminants could do to the trees in the orchards. Dunno, but they are an ideal animal for small holdings.

    Man, I’m so with you. And likewise, my nether regions need not be attended to by robots. What an horrendous thought, but so true. What if those art-fish-al things made a mistake and suddenly a demand for obeisance was requested when pants were around ankles with bottom in the air? The words: you have twenty seconds to comply suggests a world of hurt.

    Hehe! Very funny, and yeah, the big dog is onto that warmth thing whilst enjoying the upper airs which comes from being biggerer than the Kelpies. He was pretty well behaved today and hung around enjoying the winter sunshine. The air temperature barely made 48’F, but in the sunshine it felt much warmer. Ollie of course moved with the sun’s rays. We constructed another steel rock gabion cage, then installed both of them on the third level. It’s looking good, and that area may even get neat!

    I don’t usually mention health matters, but far out, using the new pole hedge trimmer when fully extended to cut the blackberry canes yesterday, caused enough bodily strain to burst a blood vessel in my eye. No big deal although it looks nasty, but I’ll use the tool in shorter bursts next time. Oh well, I’ll put this one down to experience. 🙂

    Thanks, and it was a real pleasure to clean up the greenhouse. We’re getting more ruthless with the annual edible plants as experience accumulates, but it’s still hard to fight that automatic response to intensively plant. Where did that idea even come from? And the Editor had to run the tests so as to see whether better spacing increased yields – which it did with the tomatoes.

    Ah, sadly the pears were purchased. We’ve got plenty of trees which initially fruited well. They also grow in that fruit growing area which is about an hours drive north of here. Unfortunately the hail storm wiped out our entire pear crop, all of it (but up north was missed). The variety in the photo is known as: Packham’s Triumph. It has to soften off the tree prior to eating. I leave them on the kitchen bench for about four or five days.

    You’re right with the rose hips, but this lot didn’t turn red or orange, probably due to that crazy storm which did so much damage. Hang on a second, what does the interweb have to say about this matter? … … Not ideal, not their best, but OK. Good enough for me and the dogs.

    Beats me too, just a whole bunch of climate strangeness. It’ll get colder as the month goes on, maybe. Looks like we’ll be back to cold and wet next week, but until then we should be able to get some stuff done around here.

    Hehe! Hope the Portland rose festival is good. Oh, they do an actual parade and fair. The many images looked both impressive and colourful. It’d be a little bit early in the season for roses here (our December), but why the heck not have a festival? Rhodies are more showy at your time of the year, although the delicate big flowers may not survive off the plant for very long. Roses are much hardier.

    There is some irony to Mr King’s interaction with that blue van, dodgy driver and rottweiler, but it read as if there was way more pain, trauma and rehabilitation. The author’s skills were on display in the book when recounting that horrendous day. Rarely are the details of such an incident told in narrative form from the perspective of the injured. That story will stick in my consciousness. Yup, the world would be a darker place without such light. Hope he’s doing alright in the aftermath. Getting back into the writing zone afterwards sounded hard, but also healing.

    The final chapter on a real world first re-read and edit, was a very useful exercise. I’ve been inspired to read: ‘To kill a mockingbird’ next. The Editor thoroughly enjoyed the book and has recommended it.

    Absolutely, the lady looked sprightly and had well established, connections and patterns. I’ve said it before, and I’ll repeat myself a thousand times, but! When facing retirement, people need: Friends, purpose and hobbies. Why everyone keeps expecting me to say a million bucks instead, is beyond me. Anyway, inflation is doing its darnedest to wipe the real value of that amount out.

    Must be the week for these sorts of articles. Here’s another one about an old grazier still hard at it, with his pet chihuahua (clever dogs those): Doug Harrison, 97, refuses to slow down after eight decades as a grazier. A fine work ethic, sense of adventure, and a very happy looking dog.

    Alas for us mere mortals who have had the occasional bad habit. It happens…

    59’F is candidly a bit chilly, and hope the 65’F warms you and H out. Brr! The images of snow at Mount Rainier on the Professor’s blog were startling for June. Oh well, snow can happen any month of the year in alpine areas, even down here. Fortunately I’m not located that far above sea level.

    No thanks, I’m ignoring your cheeky ear worm suggestion. It’s catchily catching, so best not caught!

    The smaller garden beds are easier for us to manage as access is within reach of our tools and equipment. And if we’re not attending to an area, it usually is for a good reason, which is best not ignored.

    Exactly, compared to pecans, walnuts demand almost perfect soil and high levels of fertility. No wonder I’d killed at least five of the trees (and have now given up). Might move a smaller almond tree into the citrus enclosure. There’s one spot remaining to be filled. I’ve never nuked a nut, and will give it a try and see what the effect is.

    Ah, is there mass transit in your town? It’s a bit rough paying for the extra tax, and not getting the benefits. We’ve got the country train, and some bus services, but that’s it. The big smoke has trains, trams and buses. The trams are an amazing service and it may be the biggest network in the world. I noticed that they introduced free travel was it last month? Oh yeah, ended a few days ago except for people under 18 years of age. Must be expensive… But probably not a bad idea, especially getting younger folks to use the system.

    The Bride film has a great cast, and was it a remake of Bride of Frankenstein? Too true, and vigilance is required lest hard won rights be consumed, which is unfortunately happening.

    Cheers

    Chris

  3. Lew Avatar
    Lew

    Yo, Chris – I gave up on the tomato, that was damaged. The remaining tomato in my plot, now has a plastic collar. Seems to be keeping the wood lice off. We’ve had deer damage. Nipped the top off a tomato, in my “rental” plot. Sampled one of my potatoes, but didn’t find it to its liking. I’ve scattered blood meal, on the tops of the walls around the raised beds.

    Your burst blood vessel sounds icky. A real horror show. Did the Editor scream when she first caught sight of you? 🙂

    Speaking of fruit, the baby bananas looked ripe enough to eat. They were perfect. Pretty tasty with my oatmeal and other fruits.

    Our high yesterday was 64F (17.77C). The overnight low was 50F (10C). Our forecast high for today is 60F. When I went to bed last night, the forecast said the rain wouldn’t arrive until 9am. This morning, it was revised to 10am. Liars! 🙂 At 8:30, I heard rain in the stove exhaust, so, I hustled H out for her walk. It wasn’t coming down too hard, yet. But we still got a bit damp. The radar is lit up all green. The atmospheric river has arrived. No worries. In a week, our forecast highs are 90+.

    There are at least three parades, during Portland’s Rose Festival. A kid’s parade, a torchlight parade (sometimes called the Starlight Parade, and, the Grand Floral Parade. There are usually contingents of horses, from one group or another. Following along behind, is a guy on a motorized cart who scoops up any stray horse apples. He gets the biggest round of applause. 🙂 Fun Fair down on the waterfront. Ships come in from different countries, to give the sailors a bit of liberty.

    https://w.wiki/QjWU

    King’s accident was pretty horrible. It was a near thing.

    That was an interesting article, about the old guy. An old guy with his wimpy little dog. Which I always thought was pretty weird. Now I are one. 🙂 Did you find what is obviously the account book, interesting? And, I see a fairly robust solar array.

    I always check out the sidebar articles. That was a pretty bad earthquake, in the Philippines.

    Many of our mountains are snow capped, all year around. Though I suppose we’ll see less and less of that, as time goes on.

    Nuked nuts. I put a small handful, on a saucer. I cover it with a half a paper towel, folded in half. 35 seconds. Makes for a crispy nut.

    We have a pretty good transit system, here in town. Buses, some electric. There are connections to run up into the far east county. And, connections that will take you all the way to Olympia. We’re on the north / south Amtrak train line. Interstate buses used to run through here. I don’t know if they still do. A lot of state transit money goes to keeping the ferry system running, up on Puget Sound.

    https://w.wiki/QjXB

    I wouldn’t say “The Bride” is a remake of “The Bride of Frankenstein.” It’s more like the movie “Bonnie and Clyde.” There are feminist overtones, but I didn’t find them off-putting. One riff that runs through the movie, is that “The Bride” is occasionally possessed by the spirt (ghost?) of Mary Shelley, who seems quite mad, even before the “Bride” dies.

    Here you go. Plot summary.

    https://w.wiki/HUiU

    I think it’s worth a look. Might become a cult classic. Lew

  4. Pam Avatar
    Pam

    Hi, Chris!

    Let’s face it – everyone gets old, if they live long enough. I am having an interesting time adjusting to some of the changes (I’m 69). Remember how my mother was in an assisted living place? Well, I have still been going over there once a week since she passed away, to visit friends, and I watch the elderly there and it seems to me that the ones who manage the best have good attitudes and also keep on doing every activity or exercise that they can possibly still do, accepting help only if really needed.

    Fernglade Farm is such a joy to view; I never get tired of seeing all you and Sandra have done. You have accomplished so much over the years. Elephant Stamps to you both!

    Oh, boy – a bettery powered hedge trimmer! That’s neat. I just got through removing a lot of rust from my hedge shears (by soaking in vinegar) and then sharpening them. They are so much better, but perhaps need a bit more sharpening. Are those wild blackberries with thorns? (See below) I can’t believe they can burn green. Did you put petrol on them?

    What a sweet baby Ollie was. I kind of wished I wasn’t eating dinner when I got to the poo part . . . Try not to worry too much. I remember one of our beagles, who was only a few months old, had that same problem. Grass is really hard to digest ( I think that’s why cows have 4 stomachs, but why not horses?). Roadie makes me think of rock bands. No? Perhaps you are a poo nanny? Poonanny?

    I can see some of the second rainbow – magnificent! That’s double blessings being poured on Fernglade.

    I think a lot of plants like to have some space because familiarity breeds contempt, as in:”You’re hogging all the minerals and water, mate!”

    I am SO glad to see how well you have managed to ripen your chillis and tomatoes. I’ll keep it in mind (if the mind let’s me) next fall. What fine green grass in the orchard. They have finally begun haying here – it smells so good. There was no May cutting this year; too little rain.

    Do you have your Rock Meter at the ready to be sure that you are not getting too close to The End of Rocks with your gabion cages? We know that you have already hit Peak Rocks.

    The pink roses are fairy roses, though the red ones and white ones are just as wonderful. Thanks!

    From last week:

    Hey, I just looked at last week’s last comments. You said “stabby berry canes”. That means ouch!

    I’m surprised Mr. Gangle Freckles likes spicy biscuits. I should make some of those – for me!

    I love to watch sheep (and sheepdogs), but I’m not sure I’d like to deal with them. I was talking a little while ago with one of the fellows that handles my neighbor’s cattle. He said that the escaped calves were 6 months old and that their mothers, who were bawling this morning, are already 5 months pregnant. Cows lead a rather sordid life . . .

    Pam

  5. DJSpo Avatar
    DJSpo

    Chris,

    Poor Ollie. At least he has you trained now for the weird poo duty. Poo roadie indeed. Respect. I know people who would get rid of Ollie at this point.

    Family. Well, there is family and then there is UGG-family. Out of all of my “genetic” relatives that I’ve known forever, I keep in regular communication with two – and they are siblings. Then there is Killian’s human whom I refer to as “sister by choice”. Yup, choose your siblings. Then there is Young Neighbor who turns out is for real a distant relative. Or, a newly found line of the family. I much prefer “family by choice”. Or “discovery”.

    Blackberry canes injure Chris. Chris BURNS them. Ha! That’ll teach those nasty blackberry canes. Well, until the next cutting. “The Blackberry Canes Scratch back.” “Return of the Humans: The Fire Burns Back.”

    One soggy weekend during a drought in the desert, firewood was necessary and scarce. I remembered that sagebrush is very oily. Sure enough, wet sagebrush burned extremely well. The lean-to I’d rigged with a tarp and the car kept us dry. The sagebrush fires kept us warm. The heat enticed some creepy crawly things. No snakes, but the odd scorpion or two tried to share our shelter.

    We’ve had four consecutive days of high winds. Daily peak gusts have ranged from 30 to 50 mph. It hasn’t been hot, lots of clouds, but the humidity has been as low as 17%. The moisture from that last round of storms is long gone. Supposed to get rain tonight and tomorrow. The forecasts were downgraded this afternoon from an expected half inch to maybe a sixth of an inch. Then back to summer temperatures by the end of the week.

    Meanwhile, the veggies are doing great. The cherry tomatoes have some blossoms, as do the bell peppers. The other chilis are close to blooming. If the potatoes are doing half as well underground as they are above ground, it should be a bumper crop this year.

    On the bird front, a few starlings have returned. Sparrows and other songbirds have little ones now. More hawks have moved into the neighborhood. The crows and ravens don’t appear to be very happy about the influx of hawks in their territories. However, the hawks are adept at flying under the radar, so to speak, and bagging their meals via stealth attacks.

    DJSpo

  6. Chris at Fernglade Farm Avatar

    Hi Pam,

    Truer words have rarely been uttered, and I applaud your use of logic. 🙂 That creepy bloke from your country who has more mad cash than as the old timers wanted to amusingly say, cents, and is trying to avoid ageing, appears to look and act deeply weird to me, for after all, isn’t our wisdom accumulating with the years? Nobody wants to remain but a child.

    Pam, I so hear you (almost 56), and aren’t we all adapting with good grace to circumstances as they arise? It’s very decent of you to visit the friends you’d made in that facility, and that’s the little unspoken secret right there. Years ago at an open garden about an hours drive north of here (and very close to the bushfire a few months ago), I met a lovely older couple who had a wonderful edible garden and fired their own pottery. They were so zingy with good spirits that I knew right then and there, that I wanted to go in that direction.

    Thank you for saying that, and it is a pleasure to share the place with you, whilst also enjoying your companionship and regular chats. 🙂

    Oh poop, that dratted steel worm strikes your hedge trimmers yet again. If I may share a tiny chunk of advice? Didn’t wait for your answer, and so here goes: With cutting tools and edges, after use, spray them with some lanolin or even WD-40 on the cutting edge. The organic matter gets broken down (which can be gummy) and the steel is protected better from rust. We’ve got a product down here called Lanox which comes in a spray can. The old farm machine repair dude taught me that trick The old timers used to say that a ‘stitch in time, saves nine’, and it’s true.

    Oh sorry about that, but the poop story was also just asking to be told. Pam, I was conflicted, but didn’t gangle freckles benefit, or was at least much relieved at my intervention? Horses have astounding digestive systems, and are also much leaner than cattle. Yes, rock bands was very much on my mind at that point. Respect! 😉

    Blessings are nice, and hard work towards and end multiplies their actions. It’s true! I was trying to impress that very point upon Mr Greer this week.

    All those nice vegans don’t realise how horrid plants can be to their kin. Not nice, the cheeky scamps. Their activity makes Fight Club look a bit sissy. And thanks for the laughs!

    Yes, the mind does go a-wandering, but stressing the tomato vines out towards the end of the growing season had more advantages, than disadvantages. The grass this year is weird being so green. I’m pondering the meaning of that as well. Hay is lovely, yup, and a little bit of moisture ferments the grasses which makes them more palatable for all of the creatures.

    You’re onto me, and Peak Rocks was a real bummer. Soon, very soon, we shall be having to scour the forest again looking for more rock. But until then… The third layer of cages began on Monday, and it’s looking sweet.

    All of the dogs enjoy both the cumin and turmeric in their biscuits. And yup, I’m looking into all of those other options for when needed, I mean, if it has worked for gangle freckles… So he now gets: Fish oil + Glucosamine + Rose Hips + Turmeric + Cumin – as well as all of the other usual food goodies, plus a thick woollen blanket to sleep on. Pam, he’s living his best life!

    Ha! Your gut feeling is correct there. Sandra has been at dog obedience school for two and a half years now, and those two canines are trained every single day. Working dogs are cheeky little scamps.

    Cheers

    Chris

  7. Chris at Fernglade Farm Avatar

    Hi DJ,

    Yeah, that happens with older dogs (and also younger dogs whom consume grass without first chewing it), and all Ollie really needs is a bit of a helping hand (and winter care) at times. He’ll let me know when it’s time to go, they always have. Long ago I knew a local lady who used to bop all of her commercial breed chickens after two years, then replace the lot. It’s an option, but my wiring isn’t set up for that level of ruthlessness.

    Ahhhrrrggghhh! Beware the UGG family indeed! They say that blood is thick, but it sure can also be a remarkably negative experience,. Yup, family by choice (or discovery!) is such a lovely way to put it. When I’ve read about the aftermath of wars and disasters, people get loose about what constitutes family.

    Blackberries are a major weed in this corner of the continent, and yet they produce some nice soil and tasty berries. Can’t be eliminated, so why not learn to live with them is my thinking? We cut them back hard every year or two. But in the wider area, there are plenty of tasty berries to harvest when in season. The real problem is that they get randomly sprayed, so it’s err, let’s call it a gamblers fruit! The council to their credit put up warning signs regarding the poisons, private landowners can be a bit slack about that. One suspects that someone around here did just that knowing we (and other neighbours) were harvesting the berries.

    That’s a very amusing choice of words to describe the wet desert! Sage bush would burn pretty nicely, and the camp fire would have cheered everyone up, plus it would have smelled nice. The scorpions, we have them too, and they can be a bit quiet and sneak up on a person. Often found in, under, and around fallen logs here. It’s always an exciting activity to harvest firewood.

    Far out, clouds, wind and low humidity! Whoa, I’d not normally associate clouds and low humidity, so that would have felt strange, did it? Fingers crossed you get that rain, and hope the forecast is incorrect and local conditions are closer to the half inch. I wouldn’t tempt fate suggesting that Ollie wees more than that, but well, a bloke takes his chances with such challenges!

    It’s quite windy here tonight, with rain tomorrow.

    Nice one with the vegies! And early signs are of a decent harvest. They’d all enjoy the loose aerated soil in your part of the world. Those potatoes I reckon will be the first to produce something edible. We harvested them when the soil was dry (not too difficult for you to time), and that improved the keeping qualities. We’re still got a few months worth to get through. I’ll be curious to hear what you have to say about the taste of your lot when you first bake them (or however you cook them up)?

    Starlings down here tend to set up nests in open sheds. Not a bad idea to stick out the worst of the weather in a building! Hawks play a wonderful ecological role in limiting the population size. We don’t tend to get those, except very occasionally. However the wedge tail eagles are a common sight, and the local magpies always give me warning of them – not that I need it.

    Ah, the weird nest I spotted last week, may in fact be a drey, which is a possum construction.

    ferngladefarm.com.au

    Feels stormy outside.

    Cheers

    Chris

  8. Chris at Fernglade Farm Avatar

    Hi Lewis,

    Sorry to interrupt, but there’s important breaking news: A devil is on the run in Queensland and a full scale marsupial hunt is in progress. Yes, let’s hope the escapee is apprehended.

    Apologies for that. Yeah, a bit of a bummer about the tomato, but even if the plant recovers from the damaged stem, it’ll be weeks behind, and you never really know how long any growing season will turn out to be.

    The thought of deer damage, troubles me. Like the Terminator, they’ll be back. The ones here ignored the blood and bone meal, but you have blood meal – which is a product that is unavailable in this area so it may work differently. If you discover their calling card piles of poop, and can move them somewhere else, that will lure the pesky critters away. And what the heck can consume potato leaves, and survive?

    Hehe! No, the Editor was super chill about the eyeball thing, it freaked me out more mostly because I didn’t know what had happened, but is akin to a bruise, despite the double plus ungood horror look.

    Man, I thought that those baby bananas were very good as well. Tasty, in a way that Cavendish varieties aren’t. They don’t tend to keep as well so there’s clearly some trade off occurring. Strangely, I haven’t seen them again, but different varieties keep hitting the market. That plant virus up north must be causing some troubles.

    🙂 Remember the days when the forecast just said, possible rain? Hehe! That arena has come a long way. Glad you both mostly dodged the rain, and dogs don’t really care about such things, especially if they know they’re ending the walk at a dry and warm spot. Your season is getting on too, so 90’F is to be expected.

    That’s a lot of parades, and the idea of multiples is an idea which had never occurred to me. Something for everyone there. And yeah, horses are hardly discriminating about where they take a dump. They just go wherever. Hope the bloke is well paid, and why waste the soil fertility, although fresh horse manure is not ideal for the garden, especially today’s horses – there’d be plenty of vermicide in those apples. I’ll bet none of the stuff went to waste way back in the day? At the very least, the locals would clean the stuff up so as to reduce the flies.

    Man, I’m old enough to recall the days when visiting US ships crewmen used to get a call over the local radio for dates, and women responded. I doubt such things go on these days.

    Mr King’s accident was a very close call, and the chapter made that point clear. Turn a little bit less, and it’d have been game over. Life sometimes makes very little sense, and I know it sounds a bit twee, but the tale is also a reminder to enjoy the time we do have, but maybe also avoid such roads as places to walk.

    Went into the big smoke today, and it was quite windy. The little dirt mouse was getting blown around a bit. At least the traffic was light, probably due to the public holiday on Monday and people made a long weekend of it. The storm will pick up pace tomorrow. That’ll be exciting.

    We may hit 20’C / 68’F on Friday! What the heck? Rare 20°C June forecast for Melbourne in unusually warm SE Australia winter spell

    Actually, the Chihuahua’s I’ve encountered have been fiesty little tykes. Years ago I went to pat one who was pretending to be shaky, and it bit me! Hey, you’ve joined the club on that front. The old timers used to say that it’s not the size of the dog, but the size of the fight in the dog. And the toughest dog I’ve ever known, was the original fluff boss, a large-ish Pomeranian. None could stand up to her, other than the Crunchy Beagle. She’d even give large hunting dogs a good ‘what for’! One of my most read blogs that story. The old farm there looked well set up, the kind of place where civilisation collapses, and you only learn about it, six months down the line.

    The earthquake was awful.

    That’s probably how the climate will roll. Except some years your local mountains will get a heap of snow. It’ll be complicated and unpredictable. A stable climate is a wonderful thing, shame few seem to worry about that loss.

    Nice idea with the paper towel in the nuker to soak up the excess juices. Makes sense, and I wouldn’t have thought of doing that.

    Ah, of course, the ferry system. I’d not considered that aspect of your transport network. Those ships cost a lot to maintain. Some of those services down here, form part of the national road network and so end up with better funding. Otherwise, they’re expensive.

    The plot read well, and sounded like a fun romp. I’ll mention the film to the Editor. I was thinking of seeing the sheep detective film. Dunno.

    Cheers

    Chris

  9. Lew Avatar
    Lew

    Yo, Chris – Mary will become a folk hero. Songs will be written … 🙂

    Our high yesterday was 59F (15C). Our overnight low was 54F (12.22C). Our forecast high for today is 60F. H and I got pretty wet, a couple of times, yesterday. No worries. According to the forecast, we may be bumping up against 100F, by Monday.

    The text part of our weather forecasts are getting weirder and weirder. Sort of disjointed and repetitive. Written by a i ? Well, something “not of this world.”

    Yes, horse apples probably aren’t what they used to be. I don’t know if they still do, but the Portland zoo used to sell bags of elephant poop. It was supposed to be great for roses.

    So, what’s your upcoming holiday?

    The library has “Sheep Detectives” on it’s on order list. I’ve got it on my hold list.

    It seems like there was something else … Oh, well. When it surfaces again, I’ll jot it down. Lew

  10. Pam Avatar
    Pam

    Chris:

    Which creepy bloke (initials?) – there are so many in my country . . .

    There are people at the assisted living place like that older couple that you mentioned, they have just gotten so far down the road that they are extra super crunchy. Some are just so cheerful, always going with the flow. I love to hear stories of their younger days, too. Those people do me a world of good.

    Thank you! I do have WD40, so I may use that. Or I could borrow a sheep from down the road . . . I still have to sharpen the shears some more and I assume that should be before coating them with something.

    I missed your comment to Mr. Greer. I just hop in and out of his posts sometimes.

    All I have to do here to find more rocks is to dig a garden bed in a new spot . . . Hey! Maybe you ought to build a dam? Lots of rocks would be unturned and you would have a nice, big hole as well.

    My – that sounds great! I’d better be living my best life, too!

    When I was in the grocery store yesterday, the topic of stolen shopping carts (what do you call those? trolleys?) came up. At the grocery store that I mainly shop at, they are constantly stolen; they have to keep buying new ones. A river is just a stone’s throw from the store and there are quite a few homeless incampments along the river banks. This is not a new thing; I have known of them for 20 years. One wonders: Does the store leave the carts in the parking lot at night?

    Pam

  11. Pam Avatar
    Pam

    Chris:

    In the photo in your comment to DJSpo – that is what a squirrels nest looks like. By the by, Charlene’s son Junior the White has gone prodigal. He is back at our back door begging for nuts. He has lived at a neighbor’s house for several years; maybe their dogs have taken to bothering him.

    Pam

  12. DJSpo Avatar
    DJSpo

    Chris,

    I agree with Pam. That nest looks like the squirrel nests in my neighborhood.

    In some circles the definition of family is getting a bit broader now. Times are different, the headwinds are nasty. Many people have discovered that “blood is thicker than water” family has been less than disappointing, at best. Family by choice or discovered from forgotten family lines works for me.

    That desert trip was the one with two adults and a teenager. The teen’s dad had recently sharpened their axe. The teen promptly missed some sagebrush and hit a rock with the blade. Big dent and chip. His father was NOT amused after we all got home and he looked at the axe. I just shrugged and said, “Well, you know your son. Didn’t you have to sharpen it because of his last venture with the axe?” He couldn’t disagree. 😉

    The storm? More than a fizzle, less than the downgraded forecast. And windier. We got maybe 4mm total. Maybe. Young Neighbor told me that she had some rocks in her pockets to keep from getting carried away by the wind when she was on the job outdoors. No squirrel nests were destroyed or knocked down by the wind. Just so you know. 🙂

    It felt really weird, actually. Three consecutive days of winds, clouds and humidity less than 25%. And temperatures below 21C. The humidity, during the hardest rainfall overnight, peaked at about 87% at my house. During the rain. Grasses greened up quickly, however. Pretty weird, really.

    Some of the chard is doing okay. I imagine I’ll be eating chard before the potatoes are ready. The potatoes will most likely be second.

    I saw your link to the escaped devil. I usually root for the escapee, but in this case, well, too much havoc could ensue if the critter isn’t apprehended quickly.

    DJSpo

  13. Chris at Fernglade Farm Avatar

    Hi Pam,

    Yeah, the Common ringtail possum fills the exact same ecological niche as your delightful squirrels. Long live the memory of Charlene the white, Queen of Squirrels! The possums are very cute, although when they’re munching through all of the kiwi fruit I do have some second thoughts as to their continuing good health. But a dude must be a gentleman and turn a blind eye to the rapacious marsupial herbivores (and squirrels in your case) and hope the owls get ’em. Awful isn’t it?

    I’ve never noticed such nests before, and the possum’s dwellings are technically known as a ‘drey’, which kind of sounds like a, what the kids would describe as a ‘music producer’, who’d be busy making dance floor burners, and not hanging around in the trees.

    Go Junior! And may he enjoy the perquisites from that lineage, plus the occasional feed. A squirrel has to be careful, and maybe he sized his chances up against the dogs? Plus Mr Baby is now sadly departed. That would have made a difference.

    Now the creepy well heeled and frightened of ageing bloke is apparently often in the media. As a wild bit of talk, hardly related to reality, the word ‘neurotic’ I believe springs to mind. Such folks are sent to entertain us, and best if we were not within their sphere of influence. Dunno about you, but being drained for my bodily mojo so some loaded with mad cash dude can benefit, seems a tad dodgy.

    Pam, visiting the folks in the folks in the assisted living place is such a wonderful thing to do. Respect.

    Boiling your neighbours sheep down for their lanolin oil may however get you into trouble, so I’m certainly not advocating for that! 😉 Yeah, after use, clean the edge with a rag, and then spray with an oil like WD-40. You won’t regret the extra few seconds spent on maintenance.

    You already know. 🙂 Sharpen first, then coat! Thanks for the laughs.

    Oh, probably bad me mentioning that. Pam, I grew up in a household as the only male, with my mum and two older sisters. Dudes can be so dense. You can quote me there! 🙂 Probably not wired right for proper bloke thinking. Anywhoo, you may have noticed, err, super chatty? If I may say so, sometimes an intention has to be widely advertised, and then see what the winds of fate deliver. I probably did the wrong thing, but my gut feeling said otherwise, and sometimes I go with that.

    Very good with the rocks, and the same is true here. What I wonder about, is what are all them rocks doing hiding in the soil anyway? Hehe! I’ll have a lot of trouble filling a third row of gabion cages, but also noted that it’s a job which will be spread out over many years.

    Yes! Living our best life is something we can all aspire to.

    Well, I can see how that would happen. The shopping trolley cart is an ideal receptacle for homeless folks worldly possessions. For your interest, the local independent supermarket I shop at keeps their trolleys indoors at night. Hmm. I can’t even begin to comprehend how homeless people survived your recent glacial winter.

    There is a guy living in a van in the area. I’ve noticed him because he’s clever enough to move from one location to the next and not over stay his welcome, like don’t be around when the school bus drops off, or picks up kids. He’s even got a starlink interweb connection, but far out, when it’s only a few degrees above 32’F, the nights would be hard. I dunno.

    Cheers

    Chris

  14. Chris at Fernglade Farm Avatar

    Hi DJ,

    Agreed, and I reckon the nest is what is known down under as a ‘drey’, which is a nest made by the common ringtail possum. It’s funny how different critters can come up with the same solution when faced with similar conditions. Aliens from another solar system might be more recognisable than we’d imagine!

    Man, that Tolstoy quote from Anna Karenina springs to mind at such moments when discussing how unhappy families are all unalike. It’s quite the astute observation. But between you and I, I play the hand I’ve been dealt and just enjoy the ride, and sometimes that response is quite functional. From my perspective, it’s better to acknowledge and deal with conditions as they are, than pretend they’re otherwise. I’ve known of happy families whom have imploded down the track.

    Ha! Thanks for the axe laughs. I’m pretty easy going about such things, but then that’s when the teen would have gotten to learn how to sharpen an axe! If one blunts the keen edge, then best they learn early how to fix it, is my thinking. The Editor uses the two little electric battery chainsaws and I’ve impressed upon her one simple fact: I’ll sharpen the chains. However, if that task is required to be done too often by me due to carelessness on her part (at hitting the dirt), then she’ll enjoy sharpening them. The Editor is appreciative that this task is mine, whilst being careful with the tool. Everyone wins.

    Speaking of which, how’s your hand going nowadays? Is the feeling slowly returning?

    4mm is a good bit of rain during the summer months. And that’s funny about the rocks in pockets weighing your neighbour down. Nice one. I’d enjoy the antics of the squirrels, although having the possums eat up the fruit on the trees, can be somewhat testing of the patience – that is waiting for the owls to come around and do their jobs. I spotted a little ringey up in the trees the other day. They’re all as tough as old boots, those critters, as are the squirrels. Are they still teasing the Dame?

    It is weird, I’ve yet to experience low humidity and cloudy weather. Truthfully though, folks might be horrified by the persistent 99% winter humidity here. Good to see your grasses are recovering so quickly. That says something about the sheer quantity of moisture within your area. The air may be dry, but who knows what is going on under the soil surface?

    It’ll be interesting to see what sort of summer you have. Right now, winter is on the warmer and wetter side of things, but that may change.

    Oh far out! 🙂 Yes, the chard might beat the potatoes, and they’ll be really happy with the sort of weather you’re experiencing. We’ve been experimenting using chard leaves in pesto, and it’s good. It’s bizarre to be in winter and consuming pesto, freshly baked bread and ripe tomatoes… Oh well, mustn’t grumble as the English are wont to say.

    I know, I’m torn too. Go the little devil, but there wouldn’t be any breeding opportunities in that area, so hope they bring the escapee marsupial to justice. And I enjoyed the article and can only marvel at the batman style ‘super leap’ the critter made.

    Cheers

    Chris

  15. Chris at Fernglade Farm Avatar

    Hi Lewis,

    🙂 Thanks for the laughs, and there are dastardly rumours in the media that Mary is a little devil! Hope the marsupial doesn’t get into too much trouble and gets caught before too much longer. Cars are a bit of a danger for the lovely creature.

    How come your part of the world isn’t much warmer than down here? 😉 It was a little bit colder here today, but only by a few degrees, although we also had cloudy and damp aspects – as did you. Fortunately I spent all day indoors doing paid work and didn’t notice the rain. Actually, I was pretty busy today and headed into the big smoke for that purpose.

    The Professor describes your weather as a roller coaster, and with those changes in the forecast you mentioned, sounds like a pretty accurate description. I noted that they’ve just clicked over the threshold temperatures in the Pacific (using local models) to suggest an El Nino is now a certainty.

    Ha! Using arty-fish-al programs is lazy. Man, if I’m going to make mistakes, they’ll be my mistakes, and they’ll be real mistakes! I do wonder how the system is intending to not feed upon itself? I’ve noticed that the reading time on this interweb site has increased lately, which suggests to me that in the background, mad cash for training these horrors, is declining. The lovely people who turn up here are bookworms so reading is part of the lifestyle choices here. The long form essay excludes all else!

    Well, that’s true. Not only do horses get less exercise these days, but who knows anything about the quality of the feed they’re consuming. It’s a chancy proposition using the manure. It’s true what they say about what goes in, is what comes out.

    They sell bags of Zoo Poo down here as well. Although I did read some article suggesting that the folks intended to grow some of their own feed for the animals and so may begin to use the manure on fields. Probably makes a lot of sense.

    Yes, the sheep have certainly captured hearts, minds, and wallets! I’m looking forward to seeing this one, although animal films are often an emotional trial. It’s a cute premise though, and original.

    Very funny! Hope the something else returns to the forefront of your consciousness, but not at 5am like what my brain was cogitating upon this morning. Events have spurred me into action, and I dunno why people keep poking me, for they’ll get a response, but it might not be what they want. Never is really. Oh well.

    Cheers

    Chris

  16. Lew Avatar
    Lew

    Yo, Chris – Our high yesterday was 61F (16.11C). Our overnight low was a steady 50F (10C). Our forecast high for today is 67F. We’ll see a steady daytime high increase, until it tops out near 100F, on Monday. Then, the daytime highs will go into a decline.

    There were several showers, yesterday, some quit short, but intense. H and I got caught in one yesterday morning. Color us wet. 🙂 No rain today, or in the foreseeable future. Back to watering the garden, tomorrow morning.

    I finished the David Sedaris book, last night. A collection of essays. Per usual, there were a few clinkers, but more hits than misses. He mentioned he’s been to Australia, twelve times. I took a look at a book I got from the library. “The Science of Spice: Understand Flavor Connectons and Revolutionize Your Cooking.” (Farrimond, 2018). I might have to get it for my cookbook collection. It’s pretty lavish. Lots of color illustrations and pictures. Maps. Sidebars with a bit of history, or, best method to bring out the essence of a spice. How they influence the flavor profiles of different world cuisines. Spices I never heard of. Mastic? Really?

    Portland has a pretty top-notch zoo. I can still remember the old zoo, Pretty Victorian and probably not all that beneficial for the animals. Then there was a big fund raising effort, and a new, state-of-the-art zoo, for the time, was built. I think they’ve pretty much kept up. OMSI (Oregon Museum of Science and Industry) was created, about the same time. It was right across the road from the zoo, though I think it’s moved down on the waterfront.

    When I’m talking with someone, and my mind loses the plot, I usually say something like “I’ll probably remember at 3 in the morning. I’ll give you a call.” 🙂 I either get an eye roll, or a look of abject horror.
    I wonder if that … mental reaching for this and that, keeps us oldsters minds nimble?

    One of the Master Gardeners brought me a snail, that she found in her garden, to add to my Snail Sanctuary. He looks a bit different, from are usual suspects. A faint, red streak on his shell. I’ve decided to name him Edwin. 🙂

    Someone was messing with my asparagus. The one long frond (about a meter, now), was flopping over the side of the barrel. Not blocking anything or in anyone’s way. Well, someone shoved a stick, about the size of a broomstick, into the barrel, and tied it to the stick. I untied it, and threw the stick on the ground. Sends a message. Don’t f–k with my stuff. Why someone would take it upon themselves … A pointless conjecture, as I’m well aware I’m surrounded why morons and idiots.

    I did a couple loads of laundry. The laundry room was like grand central station, and I didn’t finish up til midnight. Had a dinner of rice, with a tin of garbanzo beans, chopped up tomato and some frozen broccoli. A bit of cheddar cheese on the top. I got that pound of blueberries we got, sorted, cleaned and onto a tray in the freezer. I finished watching season three of “True Blood.” Onto season four! Lew

  17. Pam Avatar
    Pam

    Chris:

    Squirrels are garden produce predators, too, but I guess they have a niche as they plant nuts, besides being food for lots of things. Your possums are fat little devils, aren’t they? And it’s just “possum”, not “opossum” like ours. Maybe ours came from Ireland . . . I thought a drey was a wagon.

    I thought I could just wipe a rag on the sheep to get some lanolin. You mean I have to boil the whole sheep?

    Maybe rocks are sun-shy. Then again, if so, why do I dig them up year after year in the beds I have already been digging for years? Oops – they didn’t WANT to come out in the open. I have got to try this no-dig stuff.

    I forgot to tell you the other part of the missing shopping carts story. Supposedly, they are stolen to be cut down into unrecognizable pieces and taken to the scrap yard (which is near some of the encampments) for cash. I wondered about those people during the winter. Poor things.

    Here’s another thing about a store in that same shopping center. They are taking out their self-serve checkouts because the machines can’t run without pennies and you may have heard that the U.S. penny is no longer being minted. Its use is gradually being phased out and so the machines seldom receive pennies (and cannot get them from a bank). I wonder how many of the many self-checkout machines in all the stores have that problem.

    Pam

  18. DJSpo Avatar
    DJSpo

    Chris,

    The hand? Slow progress with getting feeling back. It’s a function of various movements/stretches and massaging the scar tissue. Bending the fingers backwards, gently, is what is helping the most now.

    I think the grasses greening from the rain is more a function of I’ve been watering those exact areas 3 times a week. The rain came on the normal day to get watered. After another day of wind, although not as nasty, the soils are back to a dry hardpack. Some of the tomatoes are not happy after almost a week of winds.

    I’m not certain how many seemingly happy families are actually happy. In fact, I’ve come to view happiness as more of a fleeting emotion. At least for me, being accepting of the way things are and learning how to be content with things is much more stable. Acceptance and contentment are things that were mostly foreign concepts in most of the families I knew when young. Hmmm, still seem to be rare attitudes.

    If memory serves, I think that within another year, the Axe Dulling Teen was taught how to sharpen the axe himself. Of course, this is the same teen that was backpacking with his father and several other teens and adults one summer. They hiked to an alpine lake somewhere in Idaho. Axe Dulling Teen promptly dropped his backpack at the edge of the trees and ran through a meadow. The grass was tall, so he didn’t see where he was stepping. Suddenly, he was launched into the air. He had stepped on a sleeping immature bull moose. His dad still isn’t sure whether the teen or the moose was more scared. Nothing was injured except Axe Dulling Teen’s dignity.

    Of course, his father is the same chap that would pack some rocks in the backpacks of all of the teens going on such ventures with him. It worked the first time, the rocks going unnoticed throughout the trip. The second such trip, the teen and friends expected it and opened their packs before starting the trek. The laughed when they all found and removed a rock from near the top of their packs. Upon returning home, when unloading their packs, each of the teens found a rather large rock strategically hidden near the bottoms of the packs. They had all hauled around an extra 5 pounds or so the entire trip. Father of Axe Dulling Teen had the last and best laugh.

    The squirrels tease all of the neighborhood dogs. The power poles and phone lines are all in the alleys. The phone lines are thick, used as a superhighway by the squirrels. Sometimes they will stop while overlooking our yard, make their “alert” sound, and have a stare down with Dame Avalanche. Squirrels win that round.

    The Dame’s favorite tactic is to ignore a squirrel until it nears a tree that is removed from the utility poles. Then she chases the squirrel into the tree and sits their glaring at the frightened squirrel. After a few minutes, the Dame will lie down with her back to the squirrel, ears alert. As soon as the squirrel hits the ground, the Dame is off and running after it. That round is a win for the Dame.

    Chard leaves are versatile, aren’t they?

    A neighbor was chatting with the Dame and me during our walk this afternoon. Avalanche was fixated on a smallish plastic raccoon that the neighbor had in a flower bed. Avalanche was allowed by the neighbor to sniff the garden toy and promptly picked it up and wanted to chew it. I didn’t want that to happen, so the raccoon was replaced. Something primal maybe got into her when looking at that plastic thing.

    DJSpo

  19. Chris at Fernglade Farm Avatar

    Hi Pam,

    Kuato wasn’t just fat, he was tubby-AF beyond, and made a fine meal for a Powerful Owl.

    Oh resplendent possum,
    Assured of prowess,
    Clothed as Sir Les Patterson,
    Food stains on gut and all,
    Never properly feared,
    The mightiest of owls.

    Sorry for the digression! 😉 They’re the same, but different in some ways. People tend to forget that one of the big ecosystem function of critters, is to fast track the development of soil. Herbivores consume plants, which in turn improves the spacing between all sorts of vegetation, and then they output manure all over the place – which is more readily consumed by soil critters.

    Your opossums have spiky sharp teeth and I believe are omnivores, whereas the local possums are more closely related to kangaroos, and so are vegetarians. Both are marsupials.

    That’s sort of true with the word ‘dray’, but the constructed nests down here are spelled differently as ‘drey’. Makes little sense to me. Our language must be even more confusing to non English speakers. 🙂 So what you’re saying to me is that you have two words which sound the same, but have entirely different meanings? Yeah… But then I found the whole applying genders to an abstract object like a ship, strange when learning other languages. I went off and did something else more useful with my time.

    Pam, I really don’t believe the sheep will enjoy being boiled. Sorry. 😉

    Oh! That’s an entirely new perspective on rocks. Thanks! Yes, they’re avoiding sunburn. Well, you learn something new everyday. And digging is good for releasing soil fertility – don’t tell anyone. 😉 Forest critters dig soil, that’s what they do.

    Alas rocks float through the soil here, literally. Always interesting to see where new ones rise to the surface.

    Yikes! Scrap steel does not earn much in the way of mad cash, mostly because there is just so much of the stuff floating around. My gut feeling is that they’re using them as portable gorilla trolleys. Or perhaps pushing them into the local waterways for fun. You’d be amazed.

    No, I hadn’t heard that news about the penny. But we got rid of one and two cent coins a long time ago, and people moved on. I’d imagine that the cost of providing the actual metal for the coins is climbing along with resource depletion. When I was a kid, fifty cent pieces were actual silver, and last I checked they were selling now for around $15 each. Inflation never sleeps! 😉

    I hate self checkout at the supermarket because there is usually no guide to show a person how the things are meant to work. I’ve been told off because I discovered the machines work fine in the other direction, left to right, rather than right to left. Talk about a storm in a tea cup, and I had to be very polite to the martinet. That’s the creepy store I go to infrequently. The more usual independent store has live people on the checkout and I’m happy to pay for that privilege.

    There was that time at the self checkout the alarms went off because the stupid machine saw yellow wrapping on a carton and asserted that it was a banana. And people tell me that computers will take over the world. Sure they will… 🙂 Has that ever happened to you with an alarm going off in error at those sorts of places?

    Cheers

    Chris

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    Hi DJ,

    Ah, well done, and that’s some good stuff with your hand. Yeah, slowly stretch seems to be the way of things. Hey, that particular stretch would be good for carpal tunnel as well. Just did a test, and you can feel it right through the palm and into the wrist. Hmm. My old Sensei, who had a day job as a sports physiotherapist, was a big believer in the backward stretch you’re doing with your fingers.

    Ah, sorry your watering of the grass had not occurred to me. Grass is never watered here, unless it is to put out a fire! Not enough stored water is the issue there, so those plants die out and crisp up. But rainfall is more plentiful here comparatively speaking, whilst you have those rivers and aquifers. Yeah, it’s interesting what you noted about the soil compacting in the dry conditions, and I’ve observed that as well. I’ve read that it is natures way of shoring up water in the subsoil as it reduces evaporation. But then it eventually forms cracks too as happens at the bottom of the mountain range.

    Tomatoes would struggle a bit with the dry winds, they’d not like that. Still, this is when town water becomes a useful resource.

    🙂 Man, that is spot on. Yeah. Contentment is the mid point between happiness, and it’s alternative. I’m so with you, I’d rather be content, than happy, any day of the week, for the very reason you mentioned – happiness is a fleeting emotion. Respect.

    Very good indeed to read about the journey of the young bloke, and users of tools I reckon, must first appreciate the usage before they consider the care and maintenance. It’s not really possible to start the other way around, mostly because the benefits of the thing in the first place are unknown and the knowledge doesn’t get locked in. So us mere mortals do have to damage our tools first, before then respecting them in all of their phases. If there was another way… 🙂

    It’s like the original wood heater, we were bad owners and did awful things to it. The financially ruinous outlay for a replacement, kind of focused our minds on the entire subject – every little last bit of it. Mate, the detailed things I’ve had to learn about chainsaws just for one example in that long chain of knowledge, would boggle most people. It’d be the same with your carving tools. Respect for them would only increase over time, care and usage.

    The cheeky rock packer! Ah, and this is why I’d always pack my own bag, and know what is in it – and not let cheeky scamps in an unattended state, within metres of the bag. 🙂 Man, my packs used to weigh 22kg / 48 pounds, and after a few days of walking on a trail, you’d start losing weight. Adding rocks would be most unfunny! Hehe! It’s hard to keep the energy up, and those rocks… 🙂

    And yeah, the father sure got the last laugh there. Still, if the kid could carry the rock the distance, that’s also an impressive achievement.

    There’s squirrel / canine battle going on, and who will win? Probably neither party, which is how it should be. The local birds all tease the dogs, although at times on sluggish mornings, things can get a bit close for comfort. Ollie and I, ignore the avian goings on as beneath our dignity to notice. In fact the local birds all know Ollie and equally ignore him. The Kelpies though are fast, and love to run. The parrots and magpies are nervous.

    Chard is good, and it’s becoming a bit weedy here and turning up in random garden beds. A most useful plant, and you’d have noticed the heat tolerant qualities?

    Beware the plastic raccoon, it may have cooties. The Dame’s owes you there for rescuing her from the polyvinyl-chloride dreams of critter domination. Yes, the primal nature kicked in.

    Cheers

    Chris

  21. Chris at Fernglade Farm Avatar

    Hi Lewis,

    Beautiful blue skies, hardly any breeze and a cool max of 14’C / 57’F today. Quite pleasant really, although I was indoors most of the day doing paid work. It happens, and one must never complain. Render unto Caesar and stuff, and enjoy the times that particular dude is focused on other folks.

    Oh poop, Monday sounds rather hot for you, but at least it is only a day, before then cooling again. We’ve spoken about this plenty of times, but it is very hard to get acclimated to climate when the temperatures are all over the place. I’ve visited tropical countries, and people move slower and are just more laid back for practical reasons. In 100’F weather down here, people don’t slow down. Knocks ’em out, but do they change their ways?

    Ah, hubris finally struck back at you and H, and dumped some water on your heads. Who’s idea was it to not check the radar before leaving? Probably H’s, rumour has it that with her, walkies are on a fixed schedule. 🙂 At least the air wasn’t too cold at this time of the year for you.

    Yeah, David Sedaris is a regular visitor to Melbourne in fact, around January usually. The Editor has been to see his show on many an occasion, and loves it. Out of curiosity, I did a search on his Myer Briggs personality type and the responses were all over the shop, so he may well be the chameleon, possibly one of my lot. It doesn’t refer to changing personality, but more of matching another persons energy. Extroverts wipe me out. But whatever, the guy is seriously funny (from what I’ve been told on many an occasion).

    What the heck is mastic? It sounds like some sort of industrial chemical, which may be explosive if mishandled. Hang on… … Right, I’m not buying that stuff. 🙂 The journey through how the spices interact with regional cuisines would be interesting, but it would be easier to learn this stuff, by using them in the kitchen. By the way, Ollie seems to be doing pretty good with the latest round of food additives to his biscuits and breakfast mix. I hope the turmeric takes off in the greenhouse now that the tubers are planted in a raised bed rather than a large pot.

    It’d be good for the critters to be housed in pleasant surroundings matching their needs within a zoo. Interestingly I read that the original function of the local zoo was to acclimate animals brought in from other countries, sort of like a quarantine and getting their poop together station after the long sea journey. Who knew? And fun fact: some dude in 1989 entered the lion pen. A harsh way to go, and it’d have been horrific to have been there on the day. Makes you wonder what such folks are thinking? Can’t even blame selfies in those days, can we?

    I’m uncertain that waterfront property is such a good buy (but we have our own different issues up here in the hills with fire risk). Spotted this article today on the subject: Towns along 400km of WA coastline battle extreme erosion from winter storms. My gut feeling there, it’s not good.

    Ha! That’s a fun line, although it would certainly confuse humourless folks, and possibly horrify those who routinely forget to switch on their ‘do not disturb’ phone function. Why am I getting these calls at 3am!!!!

    Absolutely. Use the brain, or lose it, seems to be the way of things. And hey, there’s natural atrophy to deal with as well, so best to exercise the body and brain. Actually they’re sort of suggesting now that bodily health is partially linked to good mental health as a person ages. Eat ya greens! Get thee on walks. Oh, you already do that. 😉 And I’ve noticed that the bread wheat and barley crops down under planting this year are reduced in acreage, but legumes are up. A result of fertiliser shortages and high prices that story. Beans are good though. Probably why beans are being pushed as a food, which you’ve noticed in your country as well.

    Oh that’s funny naming the snail Edwin. Yes, Edward allegedly had some interesting sympathies, opinions and friends… The old timers used to suggest that some folks were loose cannons. Is the snail a special species?

    That’s outrageous! Ha! Perhaps not so much idiots and morons, as meddlers. You don’t hear that word used much nowadays. Your response reminds me of that cheeky car park song I linked to a while back: Keith, by the band Playlunch. Funny stuff.

    My thinking on the matter, is that it is better to do laundry, than not do it. Nobody wants to be around for long with those who practice the inside-out and back to front laundry skipping tricks. Nope. A bit soiled smelling I’d imagine.

    Go the vampires, fairies and other assorted entities. It sure got busy that season! 🙂 Gourmet rice sounds tasty. Had home made pizza for dinner this evening.

    Other than paid work, it was a quiet day, which is a good thing. I hear that there is a dust up in the middle east, that seems to happen there a lot. It’s the heat, makes folks angry.

    Cheers

    Chris

  22. Lew Avatar
    Lew

    Yo, Chris – Our high yesterday was 66F (18.88C). Our overnight low was 43F (6.11C). Our forecast high for today is 76F. The forecast high for next week has been revised down, a bit. Still in the 90sF, but not so near 100F.

    Well, when the radar is a solid green, not much choice but to brave the elements. We had somewhere to be. Unlike Dawg’s previous owner, our walk schedule is pretty free form. Much to my relief. Mornings, late afternoons and midnight. More or less. H seems ok with that and never gets antsy or scratches at the door.

    I’m starting to see articles here, as you mentioned, calling a super El Niño.

    Dawg got pouty, last night. I fried up some rice, veg and egg patties. She thought she was getting fried egg. Nope. Peanut butter on her kibble, which she usually wolfs down. Pretty much ignored it, and would not even sit in my lap, while I was watching a movie. Her loss.

    I feel, sort of, for the people with waterfront property. But, it’s not as if the risks were unknown, for a good period of time. I’ve been seeing articles that New Orleans is a write off, and the time to relocate is now.

    The spice book has an interesting, sort of periodic table of herbs and spices. I took a look down the rabbit hole, and it’s not a new idea. There are several versions, out there.

    The guy in the lion’s den was either suicidal, or just plain crazy. Maybe it was some kind of religious mania?

    Back before phones got dumb, you could disconnect them, which I did, for the night. Which distressed my mother. “What if we had to get ahold of you?” (For some imagined possible disaster.) I told her I’d rather face whatever, with a good night’s sleep under my belt.

    There are around 245 slug and snail species, in western Washington state. Some are introduced invasives. You might find this article, interesting.

    https://rebeccalexa.com/invasive-slugs-and-snails/

    The laundry room was a real mess, and the night manager had to get in there with a shop vac, to clean it up. Also, one of the dryers had become a bit of a fire hazard. Little Mary Sunshine, our building manager, is making noises about removing the washers and dryer. I guess it’s not a requirement to have laundry facilities. Not a HUD rule. Oh, well. I might have to start doing my laundry in the bathtub, with a toilet plunger. Wouldn’t be the first time, in my life.

    How did I miss this? “Inkheart,” a 2008 film staring Brendan Fraser. Fantasy adventure.

    https://w.wiki/R4$7

    I can’t say I’d ever heard of it, but the library got a new copy. It was really good. I should have made popcorn. There are flying monkeys. 🙂 And, books. Lots and lots of books. Lew

  23. Pam Avatar
    Pam

    Chris:

    That’s a lovely epitaph for a possum; thanks. I see the evidence was found on him. I had to look up Sir Les Patterson. He sounds funny; is he? The list of “public” positions is a hoot. Maybe like a sloppy Benny Hill?

    Of course – I had forgotten that our opossums are marsupials; our only one, I think.

    Yeah – so who decided what genders went with what objects? Why are dogs and books both male in Spanish? Why is a cockroach is feminine?

    We had some silver 50 cent pieces lying around. They were cashed in at a coin dealer. I don’t remember what the price of silver was then.

    The alarm goes off almost every time I use a self checkout. A lot of my friends are self-checkout monitors . . .

    Next Monday I get to have my eyes checked. I had to wait 2 months for the appointment. My prescription seems to be off, but I hope it is like last time (2019,) and the reason is because my vision had improved. I eat a lot of sweet potatoes and carrots . . .

    Pam

  24. DJSpo Avatar
    DJSpo

    Chris,

    Cool. An excellent martial artist who was also a sports physiotherapist liked the finger stretch I’m doing. Cool! And that stretch feels good and works, too.

    I figured I better water the grassy areas that also have trees. So in the front I make sure the two hawthorns get water. Grasses get water as a result. The fun part this year is that I’m finished mowing the front until September. The grasses are going to seed as a result of not getting cut. I’m hoping that the dryland grasses can spread better by being allowed to go to seed.

    The voluntary summer water rationing has been issued for Spokane. If I had no trees and no veggies, then most everything would turn crunchy. However, because I’ve got multiple trees and grow food, I’m allegedly exempt from the restrictions. I’m trying to cut way back on water usage anyway. Hence the mix of dryland grasses and succulents, etc in the front. The trees get the water they need, though.

    Speaking of trees. The spruce that was looking dry a couple weeks back looks better. I’ve been dumping extra water on that tree and its twin. Slowly, progress is being made.

    Thanks. I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about happiness and contentment the past several years. I don’t like getting caught up in emotional extremes and finally figured that contentment is a good place to be that is stable.

    Isn’t that the way of it? Some things can be learned best by experience, trial and error, etc. Unfortunately, some of the error can be expensive. UGG

    Yup, the cheeky rock packer indeed! He joined the carving group about 7 years ago, too. I’ve known him since I was about 18. He’s another one of the old group that was really into Python’s Holy Grail. Oh, and a Canadian oldie, the Great White North program on the old SCTV. That featured Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas as the MacKenzie brothers, Bob and Doug. That was one of those programs that was so stupid that it was funny sometimes. Words and phrases such as “Hoser”, “Hosehead”, and “Take off, eh” made their way into the common vernacular even in the United States.
    This is one of the better tracks from their album. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWQAeYvGWQg
    And a clip from their program. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04u58ifxmRA

    Yup, chard is nicely heat resistant. I grew up with it in the family garden and enjoy it today.

    DJSpo

  25. Chris at Fernglade Farm Avatar

    Hi Pam,

    There was little doubt as to the miscreant marsupials guilt, for as you noted, the evidence was dribbled onto his mighty chest. The Powerful Owl which finally (in a Mexican stand-off) brought Kuato to a bad end, and got a pretty good feeding. I like the owls, and all night time critters other than the deer (and maybe that feral cat), are nervous.

    You know, your question hinted at something which has bothered me. Respect. Sir Les was not indeed funny. The creator was poking fun at the culture he abandoned. People can stick around and add to the local zeitgeist, in all its cringe worthy horror, or hide and take pot shots safely from afar. That is a bigger cultural problem than you’d imagine.

    Oh my! Yes, Mr Hill was a very naughty fellow. My visual memory is somewhat lacking, but I can still hear that stupid melody used in the chasing around skits on that show. Some things can’t be unheard! 😉 Was that really shown in your country? The 70’s were a strange time.

    That’s my understanding as well. They’re tough the opossums, so have survived in your country. We’ve got cuter looking carnivorous marsupials, such as the ‘spotted quoll’. A native cat. They used to live in these parts up until the 1983 fires, and would probably do OK here nowadays if reintroduced.

    Hey, that’s what I couldn’t understand with the languages which employed that particular distinction. My brain is simply not wired to take in such minute details and recall them on cue. The Kelpies are most certainly little ladies of the finest pedigree, so why identify them as an abstract concept in language as male, when the facts suggest otherwise? Too confusing for my thought processes to retain. It’s purely arbitrary and has to be learned from a young age so that the concepts are never brought into question. The English language is pretty loose about such matters. Yes, the cockroach is not pretty, is it?

    I only know of this subject because some friends are into metal prices and stuff. Pam, my gold is in the plants and systems, which is a rather unpopular perspective because it only promises a return, after continual hard work. 🙂 What other folks do, is up to them. If I had such tokens, I’d flog them off for their mad cash. On a desert island, metals and mad cash are worthless – Robinson Crusoe discovered that – it was included in the book written in the early 18th century. Not sure anything has changed since then, but could be wrong.

    Hehe! That’s funny about the self checkout registers. Thanks for the laughs. I give such folks wide opened hurt eyes face number five at the sound of that bell, and ask for help.

    Good luck with the eye check, and I won’t mention that such things are done quickly down here with minimal wait time. A mystery, but let’s move on. You might be surprised, and your vision has improved like you suggest. I’ve heard that eyesight works a bit like it deteriorates, then stabilises. Worth checking for sure though. Fingers crossed for you. Eat ya greens and other plant material though, never goes out of fashion!

    Speaking of viewing things. We took today off work, and went to the cinema to see the film: Sheep Detective. Pam, it was beautiful, and something may have gotten in my eye at a few points. OK, more than a few points. Lovely stuff, and it’s a whodunnit story involving sheep. Whatever will they think of next?

    Back to work tomorrow…

    Cheers

    Chris

  26. Chris at Fernglade Farm Avatar

    Hi DJ,

    Good stuff, and I reckon we’ve all got a few regrets, and one was not paying more attention to what Sensei was teaching. All the same, that stretch you’re doing is genius stuff, and it took me, and this is a bit embarrassing to admit, but about thirty five years to comprehend the necessity for! 🙂

    So with that thought in mind, it may be worth reproducing a relevant brief quote from Hitchhikers Guide, purely for research and educational purposes:

    “You know,” said Arthur, “it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.”
    “Why, what did she tell you?”
    “I don’t know, I didn’t listen.”

    Yeah, it’s best not to stress out established trees especially if you’ve got access to town water. My experience (and we get probably double your average annual rainfall), is that trees need to be given a lot of years to adjust to a reduced watering regime, and even then… Man, they took a long time to begin growing here, and some dry and hot summers, it was touch and go for a while, with the occasional bucket of water when things got dire. And then there was the soil to sort out… So many pieces of an ongoing puzzle, as you’d no doubts be observing at your place.

    That’s what I do with the grasses as well, but have to chop and drop the lot once seeding has occurred due to the fire risk. Flames increase in elevation according to the fuel height.

    It’s hard to know if people observe those calls to abstinence – even with water usage. I don’t really know, but the aim down here in the big smoke is for 150L per person per day, and they sort of achieve around that result. Reminder advertising doesn’t really pick up until the reservoirs are getting lower. The city of Perth in Western Australia relies mostly on desalination plants for drinking water. Not cheap or energy free.

    🙂 The good thing about your retirement, is that you now have time for self reflection. Dunno about your experience, but bosses were so crazy for productivity, that often there was little time for thought. You’re not paid to think soldier! It’d be funny if it weren’t also true. Contentment is an enviable place to reach.

    Consider the replacement boiler and thermal resistor heating elements in the coffee machine… 🙂 It seemed like such a good idea at the time to give the part a more thorough cleaning. Oh well. But now we know, and will move onto new and interesting mistakes. There’s a lot of moving parts to our civilisation, and none of us can be expected to be across all of them.

    Rocky and Bullwinkle were subversive, for surely the name Bull-winkle suggests Bull-poop, as in winkling one over another person? OK, I have to check this out… Bob and Doug were a hoot, which reminds me of a story. It did appear to be Martin Short too.

    Anywhoo, about eight years ago, maybe more, we were having dinner at the local pub. On tap, they had a Canadian Maple Stout (it was a Canadian – Australian brewing effort). Had a sample, and yeah why not, this stuff is rich and tasty, so ordered a pint (500ml) without thinking about the consequences. That was messy, for it was about 12% and was way more juice than my system is used to. Potent stuff, but so tasty. Those two in the clip would have respected the brew, and no, it came from the tap so there was no need of a twist, or for the cap release. Sadly the reputation for American beer has been heard on this continent as well. Who knows, but perhaps the shadow of the early Puritans hangs over the land, even now? The only coup of any sort down here, was a military one inspired by a lack of rum. True story, but the Governor of the time was a known martinet, and that was not his first mutiny. He got promoted too, proving that competence is not always necessary for a rise in status in large organisations. Which takes us back to the earlier part of the conversation…

    Had the day off work today. Grabbed a Bahn Mi for lunch, but before that went to the cinema to see the film: Sheep Detective. What a wonderful whodunnit story with quite the famous cast. I do struggle with animal films, mostly because the protagonist dies, but this one flipped the story on its head and killed off Hugh Jackman early on, as you do. Nice to have a day off work, and I’m not sure what the weather will be like tomorrow, but will find out.

    Cheers

    Chris

  27. Chris at Fernglade Farm Avatar

    Hi Lewis,

    That’s a relief seeing that your next week’s forecast has been revised downwards. 100’F+ starts to get a bit hot. It was 13’C / 55’F cloudy and windy today. Strangely enough the ‘feels like’ temperatures were reporting 3’C / 37’F which seemed like a big call, but it was humid and windy.

    Took the day off any and all work, literally this time. No hour squeezed in here, nor there, just the pure day off stuff which dreams are made from. Unfortunately we had to get up early in order to be at the cinema at 10am for the only screening of: Sheep Detective. Lewis, it was a really beautiful film, and I can see why it’s done well at the box office. A lot of big name actors were involved as well, Patrick Stewart even voiced one of the sheep.:-) It’s a lovely whodunnit which flips animal films on their head by killing off the human (played by Hugh Jackman) early on. As you do! Clever stuff, and so lovely. Do yourself a favour when it gets onto the hold list, grab H, some tissues, plus popcorn, and enjoy the delightful tale. There’ll be no spoilers here thanks very much!

    Had a long nap this afternoon to make up for the early morning start. One must reach for balance, even if not always achieved!

    True, H has to head outdoors, and when the rain doesn’t cease… What? I’d forgotten that about Eleanor and H. People care about schedules, dogs, not so much. Although, dogs tend to recall their perquisites, which may include a walk pattern. The specific details don’t bother our canine friends though, unless they’re being short changed. Sensible creatures. That’s true of the dogs here too, they only get antsy when feeling ill and have to go outside urgently.

    The whole super El Nino thing can mean much, and little. It’s like last summer here was a La Nina, and it went dry and hot for two months. Not at all what you’d expect. There are many factors in play, and that climate driver ain’t the only sheriff in town.

    Tis a sad day indeed when a dog gets pouty! Oh my, H was perhaps channelling a massive sulk episode. But then, fried eggs are pretty tasty, so she might be onto something? I don’t recall H and Sir Scruffy (him of the sulking his socks off fame) ever chatting back in the day, but can’t monitor the computer 24/7. Apologies for the oversight, dogs can be quick students when it is to their advantage. Hopefully you’ve learned a lesson not to deny the dawg? 😉

    They know about sea level rises. It’s like jumping off a financial bubble prior to popping, everyone hopes it won’t be so, and hangs on just that little bit too long. If Sir Isaac Newton couldn’t time that with the South Sea bubble, what hope does my lesser brain have? On the other hand, it is of course hard to be both right, and early. A lot of hate can be directed at such folks.

    The spice guide is a good idea, but practical experience is perhaps a better guide. Not all spices are an improvement to a dish, and some folks experiment.

    Sadly we are now unable to ascertain the guys motives for stepping into the lions enclosure. It seems extraordinarily foolhardy though, as you pointed out. Makes me wonder if the missing MH370 flight was ever found, if the black box would even reveal anything? Hey, there was an actual snake on a plane incident recently. Spooky, and somewhat dangerous.

    Good advice and a decent nights sleep will prepare people better when the dawn arrives to display whatever horror awaits. I too prefer undisturbed sleep, and all manner of commercial enterprises send text messages in the wee hours so as to take advantage of cheaper communication rates. At 4am, I’m uninterested in such things as advertising. Anywhoo, I remember life before mobile phones, emails etc. Life was better under that arrangement. I horrified a young bloke a few days ago suggesting that it wasn’t really necessary to be dependent upon mobile devices. One of the interesting things about the film today, was there were no phones in evidence. None.

    That’s a lot of slugs and snails. And the words were delightful and full of joy as well.

    Yikes! Any idea what happened to the cause the laundry mess? I can recommend the washing horse, which I’ve used for decades to dry clothes. They take up a bit of space which may be a problem, and require some planning, but absolutely they do work. Do they have coin operated laundry mats in your area? I remember one of those was an early sub plot in the Fight Club book and film. I never left the clothes unattended in such spaces, put it that way.

    Sounds fun, and flying monkeys are always impressive! But getting kids to read is most important. I hear that they only do audio books nowadays at school. You’d hope that isn’t true? How is a person expected to think clearly, if they can neither read nor write?

    Cheers

    Chris

  28. Lew Avatar
    Lew

    Yo, Chris – Our high yesterday was 75F (23.88C). Our overnight low was 45F (7.22C). Our forecast high for today is 79F. Going up! There’s a heat advisory, Sunday through Monday.

    “Sheep Detectives.” Tissues? Not one of those “heartwarming” movies, is it? I avoid those. And they kill Hugh!!!? I may have to take that one off my hold list. 🙂

    Last night I watched a two movie, DVD. Nick Cage, “Ghost Rider” (2007) and “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance” (2012.) Pretty good movies, though it got a little woo-woo in parts. Also staring Sam Elliott and Peter Fonda.

    I see there’s a new Brad Pitt movie coming out. “Heart of the Beast.” Man and his dog surviving in the Alaskan wilderness, after a plane crash. The director thought it best to get on the net and assure everyone that the dog makes it through to when they roll the final credits. Too many people are apparently still suffering from “Old Yeller Trauma.” 🙂

    I was tempted to fry up some eggs, for muffins, last night. And leave Dawg with only kibble in her dish. But I decided to be magnanimous, and not torture her. Apparently, I can only eat eggs, when she can eat eggs. She’s been scratching, a bit, even though she got a bath with the anti-allergy shampoo and isn’t due for another flea pill til next month. Might be the eggs.

    That’s one of the reasons I like period pieces. Even if the period is as recent as the 1950s-60s. Not a dumb phone or computer in sight. You’d think that with the popularity of Austen and Bridgerton, young folks would get a clue that a full life could be lived without all the gizmos.

    Speaking of gizmos, I saw that the library is getting a new fiction book. “The Infinite Sadness of Small Appliances.” Interesting concept, but not interesting enough that I put it on my hold list.

    https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/235991934-the-infinite-sadness-of-small-appliances

    I think Edwin is going to be the bad boy of the snail sanctuary. When I took H out for her midnight walk, there he was, on top of the wall of my raised bed, making for my chard. I returned him to the sanctuary. He had to cross 10 meters (30 feet, more or less) of pavement, to get there. Well traveled pavement. He’s lucky he wasn’t stepped on.

    The wood lice seem to have disappeared. I haven’t seen any in a number of nights. Maybe the nematodes finally kicked in? Or, stuff is getting big enough, that they can’t do harm?

    I harvested another go-around of camomile flowers, the other day. I now have enough to fill my canister. I’ll yank them up, and plant zucchini there. Might as well leave them until that time, as, there were pollinators about. A bumblebee, several fairy bees and one near relative to a European honey bee. I also have some red onions, that are blooming and setting seed. I’ve done some initial exploration into how you get onion seed from seed, to sets. Doesn’t seem to complicated.

    I’ve used washing horses, in the past. The old wood ones moved pretty quickly, in the tat trade. Especially the one’s that were obviously home made. Yes, we have coin operated laundromats, around. Beloved by organized crime to, well, launder cash. 🙂
    I haven’t been in one in decades. Not since I loaded up my laundry, sat in one of those form fitting plastic chairs, to discover someone’s kid had peed on it. So, with wet bum, I had to sit through a wash and dry cycle. Haven’t been near one of those places, since.

    Looking at the library on-order pages, they sure do order a lot of books for the kiddies. Real books.

    I saw the fellow who’s leading the charge, to find us new digs. They’ve also set up a really nice website, to keep us all current, as to progress. http://www.xiistepclub28.org if you’re curious. Click on “news”. Apparently, there are four properties, in play. The front runner is up in Centralia, on Main Street, close to the college. The Club is emptying out. It’s all going into a couple of “dry boxes”. We have an outfit in town, that rents them. Less expensive than all the self storage places, around. The Union Gospel Mission has a vacant lot, next to their digs. They’re nice enough to let us use it, gratis, to have the dry boxes there. Lew

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    Pam

    Chris:

    Yes, Benny Hill was very popular in my country, along with every other British TV series we could glom our eyes on. I think they mostly played on NPR (National Public Radio), paid for partly by the gov, partly by people’s donations.

    That’s an interesting point about Robinson Crusoe. Being stranded on a desert island would pretty quickly show one what is valuable. One of the nice things about plant gold is that it can be replicated over and over, with variations depending on soil and weather. And maybe the plant predators. My son suggests that I trap the chipmunks and exile them. Faugh! They always reappear. He also said they we might train the foxes (half seriously) to come in the garden and hunt them. Without letting groundhogs in, I say?

    The other day I was collecting some of the pots that persimmons had been planted in and taking them away to be stored. These are small, narrow plastic pots, with a hole in the bottom (of course), 2 in x7 in (5cm x 18cm). A lot of the soil had dried in them and pretty much formed bricks (this was not good soil). As I was knocking one upside down against a wheelbarrow, a big, skinny toad fell out. He had dug into the pot when it was moist and then the soil dried up and he couldn’t get out, and didn’t fit through the hole in the bottom. I put him in the garden and he looked so happy.

    The movie sounds lovely; I’m glad that you took the chance and saw it. I was thinking today about movie theaters because it reached 100F (38C) this afternoon (with humidity) and I remembered how often, when I was young and movies were affordable, we would go sit in an airconditioned theater on a hot afternoon.

    Pam

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    @ DJSpo:

    I never find anyone who has heard of SCTV. My husband and I not only watched it often, we had all the VHS and then DVDs. Some of those skits were so hilarious. I liked Bob and Doug, too, silly though it was.

    Pam

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    Hi Pam,

    If I may say so, the Benny Hill show made very little sense, but was quite silly and enjoyable in it’s own way. To me it’s interesting that the English shows were aired in your country at all. We had a mix of both UK and US shows, but over time the content from your country has increased relatively. My grandmother (the nice one) used to block out an hour or two during the weekday afternoons to watch the soap operas like: ‘Days of Our Lives’; ‘General Hospital’; and the ‘Young and the Restless’, which were US made (I believe). If I were bored, I’d sit with her and watch the shows too, but could never really follow the characters and unfolding drama. The characters always seemed like a lot of trouble to me. Shame that NPR isn’t solely funded by the goobermint, as that may force them to make some compromises with content. Hmm, there seem to be a lot of nepo baby’s in the entertainment industry nowadays, and it probably takes a lot of unpaid interns to support that wealth pump, especially given the reality that there is only so much cash floating around.

    Yeah, that’s my take on plants as well. On a long enough time scale, the only things which are sustainable are biological, like plants and other life forms. The tech stuff, well, I’d be hard pressed to construct a computer from scratch here, put it that way. But heating fuel from firewood, quite sustainable even using basic tools, if not over done.

    Yes, the chipmunks are in that category too, and I’m coming around to your perspective as well. There’s a breeding pair of rabbits whom eat here and yet live on the neighbours property. Two rabbits are no big deal. I guess I could put an end to them, but then what would the foxes, rats and owls then eat? I’d be pretty certain that foxes and rats raid the rabbit burrows and consume the kittens. Then, if the predators are gone due to lack of feed, the next rabbits moving in will explode with a population surge eating everything in sight, and so it goes around and around. Once you intervene and upset a balance, you have to laboriously restore and maintain a new and different equilibrium until the dust settles.

    I’ve a hunch that the indigenous folks down here ate the last of the megafauna, maybe 40,000 to 50,000 years ago. The forests then choked up with dense vegetation (a lot of plants, but very little to eat) – the monster marsupials cleared the understory, but for free – then the local folks had to do the clearing job themselves. Fire was a useful tool in that regard and it was used regularly over every foot of the continent at different schedules, but not exceeding 15 years. An impressive achievement and a lot of hard work. Europeans then upset that balance with different ideology, and here we are again with monster imbalances. As a species, humans will be fine, we’re adaptable like the clever rats are, but things in the distant future, may not look like they do today.

    🙂 Your groundhogs scare me! Pam, I’m trying hard to outwit all of the various critters here, and some of them are very canny. The old timers didn’t use to say ‘rat cunning’ for nothing! Tunnelling rodents are the most frightening of all, because they’re out of sight.

    We’d call those narrow and tall pots, forestry tubes – for tree species raising. Go the toad! And you did the amphibian a solid there. 🙂 I store those plastic pots collectively in a square high sided tub so that they can retain some water at the bottom. Saves the soil from drying out because you add water to the tub and not the tubes – if that description makes sense?

    Personally, my mind has been blown away at the new knowledge that General Hospital is now up to season 63, or something like that. An impressive achievement.

    The tree frogs were croaking with delight today. It was misty, cloudy and rainy – the usual winter weather suspects. Not much solar power, under half an hour for the day, which is why the plants do very little growing at this time of year.

    I’m reading ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ at the moment, and the Alabama weather sounds pretty familiar to me (although slightly hotter and more humid during summer than here) – even the description of the occasional snowfall.

    Thanks, and the movie was delightful. That’s how things used to roll. When I was a kid, nobody had air conditioning at home, and places like the theatre was where you retreated to for some relief from the heat. It got just as hot back in those days, although truthfully the lack of mechanical cooling did increase the mortality rate. Heat waves have killed more folks down under, than bushfires ever did.

    Did they ever do a Saturday double matinee session in your part of the world?

    Cheers

    Chris

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    Hi Lewis,

    Hey, remember the days when elevators had human operators? That’s what your words ‘going up!’ reminded me of. Fits into the same realms as the: ‘gas station attendant’, where there was at one point clearly enough profit in business activities to support jobs. Automation is not fun, and is a push which continues upon its merry way. The tech bros are another band of marauders clearly looking to swallow the creative industries at the moment, and they might. I note that Mars boy scored some serious mad cash, whatever that actually means. Seems weird to me to over-pay for a business which made a loss, but then I maybe too old school for current events.

    Did the temperature reach 79’F? It was 12’C / 54’F today with thick cloud, winds, rain and other general unpleasantness. No day to spend outdoors, so we began fixing one of the corner cupboard doors in the kitchen. It needs fancy new hinges because they’d bent out of shape over time. The Editor procured some a few hours ago. She’s enjoying dinner with friends and was on the road so could stop off at the big box hardware store. Tonight, I may even watch that film you’ve mentioned a few times: The Accountant. 🙂 Might learn something… 🙂

    By the way, it’s felt remarkably warm for winter, and that is because it has been: Parts of Australia on track for warmest start to winter on record amid influx of tropical air. It’s been quite wet too, and rain is falling right now with more to come next week.

    Hugh can stand a bit of killing, and I’m sure as the Wolverine character he’d done more than his fair share! 😉 How can a murder mystery with sheep be heart warming? Lewis, you’re not scared of this film are you? Hehe!

    Making pacts with entities in the underworld, probably is a bit woo-woo, and also ill advised. I’d missed this story, and it sounded like total mayhem. Nicholas Cage always puts in a top effort.

    Heart of the Beast looks amazing, what a survival story, and yeah I’d see that. Brad is a great character actor. The northern wilderness is not for everyone, sad to say. And well, yeah, Old Yeller has a lot to answer for with that narrative.

    Ha! I won’t mention to H that the home made biscuits the trio get here in the evenings smell really good. Although, the canines would probably choose the fried egg too in preference. So yeah, things are not looking good for you on that front, and if you want to enjoy eggs that is… 🙂 I’d suggest that you’ve been trained. Poor H, and hope she kicks the fleas, which I’m grateful I don’t have to deal with.

    I hear you about that, and most of the time don’t even carry a phone around with me. The thing is a hassle, but just like you, we weren’t brought up right on that front! 😉 Remember the days when people made plans, and stuck to them? It’s not hard. Oh well, all of this is but a moment in time. But yeah, I doubt the kids notice the lack of phones in those films, but things are different in real life. That is kind of what a dependency looks like to me.

    An interesting title that book. I’m not cool about sentient appliances, and wouldn’t have them here. What if they have a psychotic episode and decide the world would be better without humans? Interestingly, at the cinema yesterday there was a trailer for the film Toy Story Five, and the toys were battling a techno screen device to recapture the kids attention. The techno screen thing looked cute, but had a dark side.

    Edwin the snail is out raising hell, as they used to say! Probably running a speak-easy if you ask me. And watch out too, as I heard there was a plot to consume the chard leaves, all of them… 🙂 He’s lucky too not being trod on, although snails here are more active at night.

    Your land sharks are earning their keep if they’ve wiped out the wood lice. Who knows? I’ve observed wood lice swarming over the trunks of trees when there is grass and plentiful moisture. Do you reckon it might also have something to do with the warmer weather? They consume cellulose and that’s easier done in damp conditions.

    Agreed, it is getting around the time to get the zucchini into the soil, especially now you’re enjoying a few warmer days. They love the heat those plants. Onion family plants are complicated. I’ve discovered that leeks will set seed as easily as grass does. Bulbing onions are a little bit harder, and hope you sort that out – and please do let me know how your system works? We’ve not yet got our heads around the life cycle of onions. I’ve been randomly planting purchased onion bulbs which have grown shoots, just to see what happens.

    🙂 I’d not seen a home made washing horse, but the ones we use are at least three decades old, maybe more. The Editor was rather miffed when Ollie as a pup chewed on the leg of one! He may deny the behaviour nowadays, but it happened. Also chewed on the side of the house, and some other stuff, as you do. Out of curiosity, do you reckon the home made washing horses moved because they were intended to be used, or would end up as a decoration?

    Oh, I noticed that there was another instalment in the ‘Meet the Fockers’ film franchise. You’d get your surname changed if that was the case, or at least I would. There was a mention of a Randy Focker relative in the first film. Very droll. 🙂

    I’ve heard such rumours about cash businesses, although have never seen a set of accounts where that has been the case. I did wonder about why the muffins stopped being made after almost two decades. The muffins was one reason I stopped picking up the coffee grounds. I’ve no knowledge of any untoward activity, but sometimes I go with my gut feeling, and it seemed like a red flag when combined with other things I heard and saw. Best not to be involved is my thinking, so I went off and did something else with my time.

    Man, that nasty seat incident is what I’d describe as a pivotal moment, where everything afterwards is different. I so get where you are at. Revolting behaviour.

    Good to hear that the kids are still reading. It’s a skill, which improves with practice. Historical literacy rates weren’t all that great, sorry to say.

    The dry boxes are a good idea for the Club, and even better that they can be housed for a short stay at a welcoming place. Fingers crossed a new home is found, and I’d not appreciated that four or more meetings took place everyday. Respect. I’ll bet the pantry is missed in the meantime by folks used to relying upon it.

    It’s meant to be sunny tomorrow, although you wouldn’t know it now. Time to break some boulders then, but depends on the weather really.

    Cheers

    Chris

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